But the definition of when a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina, may need to be changed to benefit the individual.
Take for example my close friend, who wants to discount her last sexual dud as sex because her expectations weren’t fulfilled.
With her mindset we can say it's not sex if you don’t cum, or don’t get paid, or don’t get to spend the night and cuddle…whatever expectations…or disillusions you may have.
We’ll allow individuals to create their own definition.
To me its complete bullshit. I mean sex is sex. Fucking is fucking even if the shit sucks. The act cannot be erased. It just can’t. (Not to mention, this opens the door for further male/female interaction bullshit).
When you have sex with someone, it involves risks.
STDs
AIDS….ouch.
Pregnancy.
Emotions.
An orgasm. Multiple orgasms.
Or nothing.
Not a damn thing but his ass busting a nut, dressing, and leaving your place without an explanation or apology for his failed attempt at pleasing a woman.
So with knowing that risks are involved, you can’t say well I did get syphilis from dude, so lets not count that time because it wasn’t what I expected.
No one having sex expects to catch A I Die Slow, or to get pregnant from a one night stand.
We hope dude can fuck.
We hope we cum once.
We pray we cum twice.
But when it doesn’t happen (or something else happens that we didn’t necessarily bargain for) its still SEX.
Bad sex is sex.
Sorry.
But to help the world out I’ll create a logical excuse….wait, I mean definition of what sex should be.
Sex is when a man inserts his penis into a woman and she has an orgasm.
NO?
It makes complete sense. Lets take the basic 1L concept of Contracts.
For a contract to exist there must be 1) an offer 2) acceptance and 3) consideration.
Anything else (minus the million of exceptions) is NOT a contract.
You might have negotiations, but you don’t have a contract.
Therefore, you might have penile insertion but without chick's orgasm there is NO sex.
Just sexual negotiations that clearly failed because dude can’t fuck.
Perfect!
Problem solved. Now I must recount my sexual partners because my new definition takes a few duds off the list.
Cha-ching!
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3 comments:
Truth is, Sex is sex. Good sex, bad sex but it is sex. I hate to hear a dude got his nut but left ole girl undone. Thats shitty and selfish. I hear that alot from so many women. Im glad i learned early from some sistas i used to chill with. Fellas need to step ya fuck game up and put in the work if it takes ALL NIGHT for these lovely ladies...
Ok, so I feel I must say this.. You are hilarious..and I am a guy (no, I am not gay). My sister showed me your blog, but I am going to have to a)agree with your definition and b)had to give you props on your little logic puzzle lol. Any chance I can use that for my logic class??
Sorry for the late response. Since I haven't written in so long, it took me forever to remember how to access the blog a shame.
Yes, use whatever you like. It's all random ramblings. And thanks for the comment!
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