Friday, September 12, 2008

Pussy via Text

I offered Deondre unattached, unlimited, whenever-wherever sex and he rejected it with utter silence.  The man rejected my offer!  He didn’t even counter with his own terms, which wouldn’t phase me right now because I’d take him anyway possible.

This grown-ass man whom has been trying to seduce me for 4 years, rejected my pussy by ignoring my vulgar “Come get it” text message.  WTF?  Now I know men enjoy the chase.  Shit, I’ve been known to participate in a few cat and mouse games myself.  I mean, who doesn’t like feeling desired, being coy, and acting as if the idea of sex with that person has never entered your mind. 

But times are hard- gas prices went up a dollar today, people around me are losing their houses, and well frankly my vagina is experiencing a recession her damn self.  I looked at my calendar and the last time I had sex with the ex was in mid-April. (orgasm not included)

I’m so freaking horny, I’ve lost my position to negotiate.  He has control over the deal and he is doing nothing with it.  Nothing!

Everyone thinks that he’s scared, but the thought makes no sense to me.  Deondre, scared of a little pussy?  All I can envision is Grace Jones in Boomerang chanting the word to nearby restaurant patrons.

So really, how can he be scared to fuck me?

Feelings?  Yea, right.  He’s a man.  From my experience, men have mastered separating emotions from sex. 

Women are the ones who believe they can enter into a strictly physical relationship with a man they know good and well they want to marry, and then trip the hell out when he just wants to fuck and buck.

So it can’t be feelings.  Perhaps, he believes I’ll freak out on his him and forget my role.  What he needs to realize is that men aren’t the only ones who prey on the opposite sex.  Modern women who truly want just an orgasm CAN separate the two.

Not to mention he’s moving in January, so this unattached sex has a timetable.  Even better for him.  He doesn’t have to worry about me getting caught up and wanting more, when I know and understand he’s moving away for 4 years and will be stationed who knows where.

So with all these factors, why has his silence only been broken with the question, “Are you sure you can handle a strictly physical relationship?

Um, duh!  I offered my pussy to you via text, I’m sure I can handle this.

I’m starting to believe the hype; maybe he’s the one who can’t handle it.

Maybe he does have feelings and is scared to get caught up in what has been building for all these years.  Perhaps he is thinking with his heart and not his head.  Who knows, he may really want more than sex and just can’t deal with the idea of me desiring less.

LOL…nah!

Deondre

Possible points: NOT A DAMN THING!

I met this man when I was 19; meaning he’s an established relationship.  I wasn’t a virgin then but was too naïve and jaded to realize that sex was just sex.  Not to mention he was a slut whore.  He went through coworkers and supervisors all while secretly studying for the LSAT.  

A semester into law school and he became another person.  His mind warped into an analytical, word parsing asshole. His thought process wasn’t the only thing that changed.  He stopped dealing.  Stopped fucking everyone and grew up.

Now he’s 31, (that’s 2 points lost!) has a J.D., bar card, JAG, and full access to my vagina.

I want this man so bad.

So, I’m willing to stray away from the GAME (momentarily) and get my well deserved orgasm.

Hopefully, I won’t fall in love. (j/k)

Monday, September 8, 2008

Getting Back Into the Game

We went to the Lounge tonight, like always.  Where are the intellectual, blacks in this city?  Walked all the way to the door, just for Faye to realize she left her I.D. at home.  By this time it was already 10pm.  We returned an hour later, which meant “Standing Only”.  I was pissed, but it happens to everyone.  We walked in and just stood.  No prowling, no repertoire, nothing.  We watched clips of the game as if we cared that the Bears were losing.  I bought Faye a drink to make her feel better for ruining our evening.  Pineapple and Vodka.  It was extremely strong, too strong to get the juices flowing.  Those juices needed to build up enough courage to approach random men, the juices needed to get your girl moist and ready to fuck anyone in sight (with limitations).

We were truly at a standstill.  It took until the house band approached the stage for the GAMES to begin.  It’s so ironic that Sunday night football is always playing at the Lounge, when we all know it’s not the only GAME worth watching.  Men, women- single, married, dating, taken- are trying to get someone’s attention, someone’s number, trying to score and win the GAME that evening.

I walked to the back of the room and stood near the bar.  This older gentleman offered me his seat within two minutes. I wanted to fuck him and thank him other than verbally for offering his seat, when most men nowadays don’t give a fuck about manners.  I passed.  I sat looking at him as though I was hungry.  Shit, I am hungry.  My vagina is starving for penetration, lubrication, and gyration (a thick, wet tongue w/ skill that is). 

 Oh…the thought, I digress. 

CeCe crooned a nasal tune about loving a man.  Ever notice how love songs are so inappropriate when you don’t have love or want to give it.  When all you want is to lust and fuck.  I prayed she would leave the Chaka Khan rendition alone tonight.  I wanted the “regurgitate” poet to be there.  His rhyme made me hot, it made every woman hot that evening.  He had to REWIND his thoughts and repeat about how “the woman was so sweet and tasted so good, just to recapture her taste, her essence, he’d regurgitate and swallow her again”.  He wouldn’t have to regurgitate with me, because I’d never let his taste buds forget my “love”. 

CeCe sang, Faye stood, I sat and watched.  Every man that passed by was a prospect.  Even if he were walking with his lady, hands locked, I did not care.  She meant nothing to me.  This fine ass man with ‘locs strolled by and boy was he fine.  As women always say to their girlfriends with attitude, “Girl, he could get it!”  It is the infamous statement that signifies how serious the man is.  If men only knew (they probably do) that being attractive and well put together will truly get you some unattached pussy.  I know Faye loves ‘locs, so I nudged her thigh.  No response.  I pinched her leg this time and nodded my head in his direction.  It was on.  She noticed him.  She saw his body, his lips, his ’locs and her “he could get it” was evident in her eyes.  She wanted his dick.  But she did nothing to get it.  What the fuck I wanted to scream.  We were in the GAME, on the field, but when the ball was thrown to us we both looked at it and ran away with excuses.  “Girl, he was just too fine,” “What if I’m not his type…I have natural hair”. 

The thing is men don’t have a type, they like PUSSY and that is all that matters.  I realize everyone has preferences, but when it’s time to FUCK, the lights turned off prevent thoughts of grandeur.  Does it matter that he doesn’t have a Bachelor degree?  No, because he has a strong thrust and his tongue has no boundaries, explores every crevice and always desires more.  No reciprocal lust, just ME.

Mr. ‘Locs walked away with both of our orgasms.  It was time to move on to the next play.  There was a guy sitting next to me.  He had a nice built but was too, he had a dick nonetheless.  I purposely sat too close to him.  My thigh grazed his, and I knew it was on.  I touched his knee and asked him was the seat next to him taken, he replied, “No”.  I knew the answer, but needed to get in his path and slow him down.  He needed to see me, my lips, my smile, and desire me.  It worked.  He was hooked.  He eventually came my way and asked me did I come to the Lounge often.  I entertained him.  Got his number.  Planned to fuck him within a few weeks and gain twenty plus points, only to find out he was in Orlando on business and had no definite date of returning.  Why? He asked me where I lived- was it close, and told me his hotel location.

I was in the GAME to win but DAYUM, I was not about to go to a random dick’s hotel room and fuck on the first night.  I wasn’t Charlotte but the Samantha in me was not ready to be unleashed.  I was a slut in training.  Aside from not being ready to take that step, the dangers that arise in leaving with random men are just to real for me.  My pussy was screaming for attention, but she would have to wait. 

I only got one man that evening.  Faye got none.  We both are 0-0.

Despite fumbling once, I enjoyed the evening.  It was a learning experience.  I need to become more aggressive and get myself, my vagina out there.  From here on out, Faye and I have a new rule: Any man worth fucking is going to get approached.  If I see a man and tell Faye to get him, she MUST approach.  This is do or die.  Fantasy football ain’t got shit on us, I’m reaching for MVF this year baby!  Must Valuable Fuck!

--Francesca

Sunday, September 7, 2008

This Is Why I'm Hot...

I’m hot because my pussy has not been stroked since May ’08, and to make matters worse I was in a relationship for two years and within the last year I can count on both hands (without all my fingers up) how many times I’ve had sex. 

I am 23 and have never had my G-spot hit or experienced sex on a wall.  While eating at Brio with my game partner, I realized how young and inexperienced I am.  Not only in the sex game, but also in LIFE.  I take my vagina and myself entirely too serious.  Men have sex, women have love- but when women try to reverse the roles they’re considered sluts.  Why can’t a woman explore her sexuality without having to wear the scarlet letter? 

To me, this is the perfect time to be free and learn about myself.  No, my complete worth is not trapped within my clitoris and I know sex won’t answer my endless questions, but it will at least put an end to me constantly asking my girlfriends, “What does it feel like when he hits it?”

--Francesca