I'm Back...Again

Quick explanation for me being ghost...

The last semester of law school was not as breezy as planned.

Then the family drama reared its ugly head, and I just nearly lost my mind. Not really, but a sista was stressed.

I went back and forth with what state bar to apply for and finally reached a decision less than 30 days from the deadline.

I'm not a last minute person, but I just didn't know what to do.

So I made up my mind, decided to do me and moved to New York.

Obviously, I wasn't posting during the summer because bar prep was kicking my ass.

But I'm back and will attempt to treat this blog and my wonderful subbies better than my last relationship. LMAO.

Sorry, that shit was funny to me.

Love you!

Deleting a Sexual Experience

My girlfriend just told me that her last sexual dud, and yes, people it was more like a dud and not an experience because dude was WACK, does not count.

I told her, umm…yes it does.

She politely BBM’d me with a talk to the hand smiley and said no it does not.

Ok.

If discounting her dud will assist in erasing the memory then cool, but you can’t discount the fact that dude’s dick penetrated your vagina.

I mean really.

So when your man has sex with another woman but doesn’t cum, or the orgasm wasn’t the toe clencher he hoped for, can he discount cheating on you and just erase the sexual experience?

Cuz shit, if he can then we are all fucked.

Now how you gone erase that?

What is sex?

Now, I’m not unaware to what the shit is, because I’ve sexed a few times in my life.

But the definition of when a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina, may need to be changed to benefit the individual.

Take for example my close friend, who wants to discount her last sexual dud as sex because her expectations weren’t fulfilled.

With her mindset we can say it's not sex if you don’t cum, or don’t get paid, or don’t get to spend the night and cuddle…whatever expectations…or disillusions you may have.

We’ll allow individuals to create their own definition.

To me its complete bullshit. I mean sex is sex. Fucking is fucking even if the shit sucks. The act cannot be erased. It just can’t. (Not to mention, this opens the door for further male/female interaction bullshit).

When you have sex with someone, it involves risks.

STDs

AIDS….ouch.

Pregnancy.

Emotions.

An orgasm. Multiple orgasms.

Or nothing.

Not a damn thing but his ass busting a nut, dressing, and leaving your place without an explanation or apology for his failed attempt at pleasing a woman.

So with knowing that risks are involved, you can’t say well I did get syphilis from dude, so lets not count that time because it wasn’t what I expected.

No one having sex expects to catch A I Die Slow, or to get pregnant from a one night stand.

We hope dude can fuck.

We hope we cum once.

We pray we cum twice.

But when it doesn’t happen (or something else happens that we didn’t necessarily bargain for) its still SEX.

Bad sex is sex.

Sorry.

But to help the world out I’ll create a logical excuse….wait, I mean definition of what sex should be.

Sex is when a man inserts his penis into a woman and she has an orgasm.

NO?

It makes complete sense. Lets take the basic 1L concept of Contracts.

For a contract to exist there must be 1) an offer 2) acceptance and 3) consideration.

Anything else (minus the million of exceptions) is NOT a contract.

You might have negotiations, but you don’t have a contract.

Therefore, you might have penile insertion but without chick's orgasm there is NO sex.

Just sexual negotiations that clearly failed because dude can’t fuck.

Perfect!

Problem solved. Now I must recount my sexual partners because my new definition takes a few duds off the list.

Cha-ching!