Monday, September 15, 2008

Too Tired

Everything has turned into sex. While watching Iron Chef, I found myself saying out loud that I’d fuck the back-flipping commentator.

Faye gasped in horror.

I study so damn much, I’m too tired to even masturbate at night.

So I wake up tired and frustrated and again what, horny!

Fuck being nice and lady-like. Fuck being a slut whore. Fuck morals and principles.

I NEED SOME DICK!! Good dick that is.