Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I Wanna Taste Him

I want a Jamaican man.

Well actually one in particular.

So rather than remain patient for Deondre while learning to prepare rice and peas or ackee and salt fish accompanied with dumplings, I found a substitute.

A rather sweet and thick substitute.

Today, for the first time in a long time I ate bun and cheese.  When I tell you that shit was amazing, it was fucking AMAZING!  It was as though I had consumed a good Jamaican man.  The sweet and salty taste lingered in my mouth for several delightful minutes.

MMM…

If only I could get a hold of that coveted Jamacian dick, suck out its sweetness, swallow in one gulp while enveloping my taste buds in something sweeter than some damn bread and cheese.

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